Shots and Snots and a wifey HNT

-Well little man has a throat virus and is full of snot and coughing happiness, I sooo want to make it all better for him, he is sooo miserable its heart breaking. Then to top it off Cheese had to get 3 shots on Tuesday, vactinations.....5 of them, in 3 shots. I could not be there because of work but I have been there for my other 2 so I know the pain. I was talking to the little woman on her cell phone moments before the doctor stabbed the poor baby and he was cooing and babbling like a happy little person and then BAMB......he little world came crashing down around him.
Baby's mind after the attack:
"The mommy person brought me to the man in white and he stole my soul with his daggers of flith and pain! Oh the agony, oh the pain and all I can say is WWWWWAAAAA! I am so going to keep thier ass awake tonight for this indignity!"
After she brought him home he had this look of 'touch my booboo and I will kill you' on his face.
But after a while he was back to normal, he did have a little problem but it was only a small screaming fit but some boobage helped sooth the savage beast. Just like a man, give him a little titty and everything becomes right with the world.

I dyed my hair last night. I was hoping for a lighter sade than what I got, you cannt really even tell I did anything. It looks redder, that is for sure but nothing as earth-shattering as I was hoping for. I will probably do it again soon to get a lighter color, nothing too drastic but enuff to get a little attention.....yes I AM AN ATTENTION WHORE!!!!! SOOO LOOK AT ME DAMNIT!

Speaking of looking at me and all my glory I present to you a picture that the wife took of me and cheese.

Hmmmm taste like chicken, werid I know.....



I have a few left over halloween pics I got off the sister-in-law's camera. Cheese was dressed up as a duck but only a few ppl got to see because it was a little to cold to go out with him.



And since it is HNT I thought I would give you a pic of the wife unit. Can you tell which body part I noticed firt? I love dis woman......could not get any more woman than this!



I was already a little drunk when this picture was taken. Now that means I was acting like a jackass, hince the face I was making here. But the outfit and the state of mind went well with my costume haha!
and p.s. That is not my gut! I was wearing a fat suit I bought of some Ebay halloween store.



And in light of what has been going on these days and the up cumming holiday I had to post this old pic. I am sure most of those who troll through the internet like I do have seen this picture enuff time to make you sick, mainly because the damn bird didnt peck off his pecker. Butttttttt with all the Democrates in power now.....its just about as close as we can get to that wish hahahahahahaha.




Gooble Gooble Gooble.....any one want to take a guess to what kind of gravey they served with this bird?

Another day another dollar over overtime:

Today I am working another double shift, yeah for the OT! But again that means I am not sleeping on any regular scheduel. My mind has been sent wandering out into cyber space for hours on end and my blog is where I let it all dribble out. I found that Bushism up there and could not help but share it. With the up coming elections we will soon(hopefully) have a breath of fresh air and a new world of scandels, squandered taxes and lies. It doesnt matter who u vote for, you will get fucked no matter what, but what does matter is that you vote. All candiates are liers, cheaters and low level jackasses but at least we get the illusion our vote matters.

That is about as far as I want to go into that haha.

Here we have a picture of someone I used to think was just some dirty hippie that I would touch with a 10foot pole with a bottle of hand sanitizer attached to it. But in this pic I cannt see any sign of dirt......hmmmmm....she actually looks hot here lol.

If you dont know who this is you can go 'Time Warp' yourself.

As I wandered down memory lane I found this old ablum cover, back when the church still protested thier concerts....ahh the good old days lol.

I love graffiti.....I wish I knew how to do stuff like this....I would change it to JerseyPhil though lol.

The lack of sleep is really getting to me, I think I need some more coffee :-D

But I do need to get off of here and do something that resembles work. I cannt see straight and typing has become some what of a chore. Typo central today, maybe tommorrow will be better. Its only Tuesday.....*insert me crying here*....

Tits Firday.....

Yes I said 'tits' haha and why did I say tits, well because I am a man and that is my alter of worship. If you have see my wife you will notice two of the first things I noticed about her......them big round beautiful....eyes.....hahahahahahahaha. Well actually I did notice her eyes first and yes they drew me right in but then I noticed her name tag and the name she had given her right boob 'Lilian'. I then proceeded to wonder to myself what the other one was named ;-). I love it when women put thier name tags in that special place that gives us men a reason we can get away with looking in 'that' area.
Now while trolling through myspace I always come across the usual type of shots, and here are a few. I am sure they have faces and wonderful personalities but the man in really doesnt care about that at the moment lol.

1) I bet she has a PhD and is a card carring NRA member......



2) I wonder if she has bad teeth or something?



3) With a rack like that I dont care if she has a head!



4) OMFG...........lost for words here!



5) I am sorry but I was curious to what 'thier' names were not your name.



6) Lets play monkey in the middle!



7) When in dought show some titty and the professor will give you an 'A'




I would post a pic of my wives but I think she would kill me if she stopped by and found a familar looking pair of hooters staring back at her hahahaha.

I am at work doing payroll for my employees and blogging at the same time. I love my job hahahahahahaha. I have yet to fuck on it while mutli tasking, I am just that good. Well, my hours are correct any way :-D got to cover yourself first you know!


One more, here we even have DICK showing his support for MWLB- Men Who Love Breast....you tell them DICK!



As anyone can see I am have been acussed, and rightfully so, of being an overly sexually charge human. It has not gotten any better as the years have gone on. My wife is always telling at me to leave her alone but hell, if I cannt molest my wife then who can I? I mean we didnt by the spare woman when we got married so I cannt go to the closet and pull her out now can I? And the old karate on the potty is only good for a few days. Do any women out there have this problem? Either thier man wont leave them alone or thier men are not in the mood as much as you would like....lets do an unofficial poll......is your partner over sexed or under sexed........
And for the record I only harass my wife like this, she is the only one that is this privledged!

LAST ONE I PROMISE--------

Let us not forget that other place that can make men crawl thorough glass and endure the 7 levels of hell just for a maybe---------------------------------{0}



Fuzzy myspace pic hmmmmmm she is probably ugly, kinda stoopid, bit of a drinker and doesnt know when too much is too much......my kinda girl! She might be a butter face but I bet she can cook a mean meatloaf and suck the krome off a trailer hitch. And for those of you a little slow on this Friday....She has a hot body, butt-her-face needs a bag as well.

Cheese's First Bath......and Baby's First HNT

Now the title of this post might seem a little strange to those who have never delt with babies. Mr Angry Eyes has a new nick name- Cheese-
Babies cannt take baths until thier belly buttons heal and Cheese did not want to let go fo his little stump of a belly button until a few days ago. We have been giving him sponge baths and the such but no baths in the since of submerged in soap water.
Our little man had taken on a rather interesting odor fo cheese, due to his drolling and the fact we were unable to play dunk the baby. I did not notice it until the day of his first bath. The wife was celebrating that his was ready for a bath and I was curious to what was soo exciting about a bath....I take them all the time and no one jumps up and down in glee. She held up pinky and told me to smell him. I did and didnt find anything unusual until she point to one certain area.....his neck. You know that area where the shoulder and neck conect? Well since he is a little fatty he has neck rolls and someone hid a piece of limberger cheese there. It was rather nasty, I wasnt exspecting anything that rancid so I was doing some deep smelling at the time of the discovery. At that point I to became excited with the anticipation of soap and water gracing his royal fatness.
Hince the birth of -CHEESE-
And now to make things even more interesting he has started going to town on his hands. So now he gets hand cheese as well. It is like wet belly button lint, again toatly nasty. Why do babies clench thier hands soo tightly....I know there is a little Jew in him but damn....It's Captian Tight Fisted Mcpenny. I swear he could probably hang by his hands at this point. Kung fu grip baby!
But he is all clean now and smells only of baby shampoo and happiness.....a big improvment from putrid sharp chedder.

Random thoughts in my head right now

I wonder if you can sell halloween candy on ebay......why did they start putting out christmass decorations on Oct. 31 when Thanksgivining is the next Hallmark Holiday not Christmass......I have been up since 2030hrs yesterday night and I feel a little strange now....I finally got my CPR card from the red cross but I took the test 5/10/06 and its only good for one year....I dont mind getting old but I hate watching commercials for some new pill and think'Boy I have I need me some of that'........its raining and i have no energy to even breath....I wont be leaving work today unitl 1500hrs.....I am all candied out for the momment...I could really go for a taco right now.....my boss will be off for the next week and a half....I need a hair cut....I think I will go and hide in my car now.....

I need some sleep so my mind is a bit on the werid side. I am currently drinking cold coffe with egual in it.....I forsee some bathroom time very shortly :-X

Thanks blogger.....

I wanted to put this post up yesterday but I was fighting with it until 11pm last night. So after I finally got the last pic up on here I just saved as draft and went to bed.
Now my past few post have been filled with lots of words and very few pictures, well I want to change that. This post is full of pictures and only a few words:

My Weekend: Saturday
This past weekend we went to a BBW Halloween party, and for those of you that dont know what that is BBW = Big Beautiful Women! I went as Alabama Man (if you dont know who he is look to South Park for the answer). I got a fat suit from ebay, a fake leather vest, ripped an old pair of jeans I have, got a cowboy hat from a friend, got out my old chain wallet, bougth a mullet wig from Target and put on my dirty work boots. I was all red neck, all I was missing was the pocket full of skool.



I should have taken a pic with out the wife beater, it had nipples and a bellybutton, but oh well......heres a back shot of my non-existant ass.



Now as I said it was a BBW party, which means lits of big girls.....and old men looking for feeders lol. I like my women with meat on the bone, and more than most but some of this girls were just a bit tooo much for me even.
This girl was wearing a white teeshirt with a green sash that read'Wet Teeshirt Contest Winner' Which was a great costum, I love costumes that required some thought and not just some mask you pulled of the shelf and called it a day. And for the record those were not her real boobs, I am not sure if she even had any. But what I can say was that she was a real plumper...and really short too lol.



I am all for the catholic school girl outfit, hell it is one of my greatest fantasys even but this girl put a new spin on it. Did I mention I liked my women meaty??????



Another shot of her :-P hooker boots...she had on hooker boots ass well! hahahahaha



It was a little to dark and my camera died after I took this shot. The guy on the dance floor in the red hat was dressed as little john. He won the contest along with this woman dressed as a play boy bunny. He had the who thing down, right down to the Dave Chappel "Ohh Yeah!" but the playboy bunny was.....well lets say she was a little past her freshness date and probably should have been something a little less reveling. I didnt get a pic of her due to dead batteries but I dont think anyone would have wanted to see that train wreck anyway.



Sunday:
We went to my moms complex that had trick or treating from 2-4pm. The weeman was batman, the oldest was some wacky peter pan and the little bro in law was some cracked out mime. Here we have a house that did that thing where they put out a bowl of candy and a sign that says "Please only take one" That alone tells you that this is a white neighborhood.....in the ghetto that would not have lasted 2 seconds...hell they would have stolen the bowl as well.



It was windy as a motherfucker that day. It is really flat out in Manville NJ, it used to be farm land until the baby boomers decided to level it and make an adult community out of it. Yeah for progress and land developers!
Panco Via lives!



Candy Candy Candy!



Here we have batman fending off the evil Shit-shoe. Watchout batman, it flings pooh!



Here is the first pic I have ever posted of my brother. Here he has the little man who is in his ducky outfit. My brother was in a motorcyle accident in Florida about 6 years ago and he wasnt wearing a helmet. It wasnt a bad accident and all of his bones have healed and the skin has grown back but the one injury that modern science has yet to be able to fix was the brain damage. He went head first into the truck that hit him and that was the one thing that ended him up like this. He has gotten better and even responds to stimuli....he cracks a smile whenever he grabs for my wives boobs. And I am not kidding there, it is a funny sight. It is also a glimmer of hope that someday he may pullout of it someday. Wear your helmet people, you might just survive the acciedent.



I saw this and I thought of you Morbid: Happy Halloween To All!




Here is one more from my moms house. She has this chicken that when you pick it up by the neck it starts clucking and the momment you put it down it starts doing the chicken dance. And yes there were lots of jokes about choking the chicken. The eyes on this thing makes it look like its being choked hahahahahaha.