Monday ...i guess,

Well here we go again, Monday should be registered as a four letter word. I had a hell of a time getting to sleep last night so work is going pretty shitty so far. But I am able to put on a happy face regardless and get my day over with.
But let me see what came of this weekend......Friday I took off work to try and get somethings done. I finished the baby's room and run a whole bunch of errands. One of them was to go to my college and bitch them out about not getting any financial aid but when I got there.......there was nobody there! I could not find a soul anywhere! Nor could I find any sign to tell me what the fuck was going on. This is summer session 2 so I know there are ppl here, but not on this day. So I will be off to see them this Monday with more of an attitude than Firday.....here cums Honkeie lookin for some answers damnit! Then I went over a coworkers house to pick up my new man toy. It is the Gold's Gym PowerFlex and in perfect condition! She had it broken down and ready to go and had her boyfriend/babydaddy's pick up so we could get it all in one shot. Good thing too.....it started raining about 3 blocks from my house. But luckily the one part that could not get wet was inside my car. Now it was not just rain it was fucking pouring and cuming down in buckets. So what does someone that grew up in the south do.......walk out in the blinding rain no shirt and no shoes carring large metal objects during one of the worst rain/thunder storms of the summer. I got it all in the house by myself soak to the freakin bone but I got it in. I could not put it toghter yet, the brain of the whole thing was stuck in my car so that was going to have to wait. But that was ok.....
Saturday-I went to my moms house for a little birthday breakfast for myself and my brother. I am now 30 and he is 26 but I swear I am forever 25 and that is final! After stuffing myself stoopid on grits, eggs, bacon, biscuts and jam we went to fill up our water jugs at the spring in the park by her house.
Sunday- Laundry for the new babies cloths and putting my new man toy toghter. I even got to workout with it. So far soo good, I will still be going to the gym to do somethings that no home machine can ever duplicate but for the most part I am going to try and use this wonderous toy. Here is a pic on what it looked like after my first workout with it. And if u are wondering about the flag, it is the team flag for a fotoball team that my father in law likes. It is very American looking but hey that is ok ....we like the design as well lol.




Hope everyone had a good weekend and I hope Becky is still happy :-).

Sunday quickie

I just found this and thought I would share. It is not work safe...I repeat it IS NOT WORK SAFE. If you are anywere near your job do not click this link. Do not click this link if there are children near u, it is Xrated and very adult. So if you are uber reliogous, up tight about sexual things, underage, at work or part of the Bush administration do not click on what I am about to post.
CYBER HEAD...........

Have fun....I did

A double shot of HNT...

I am goning to start this post with what happened from Tuesday to present. When I got home from work on Tuesday I went to the backyard for a little relief from the heat in the pool and what I saw brought a little tear to my redneck soul. My father in law took out the air mattress to the back filled it with air and turned it into a floaty toy. This is totaly something my little redneck mind might have come up with. But mind you he told me he was doing this to find where the air leak was coming from but I know the tooth, it just seemed like a good idea at the time lol. And like most good ideas it was filled with thoughts like 'This is going to end with someone in the ER or in the living room drinking JD while grandma does some homemade surgery' But nothing bad happened it was all fun and games(and no one lost and eye)---



Then about 20 minutes after we all were done swimming our little hearts out mother nature thought it would be a good idea to send us some AC- mother nature style. The sky got dark, the wind kicker up a notch and then it came and it came in buckets:
HAIL



It started slow at first then all hail broke loose. I got pelted a few times and I must say it stung a bit. I was really just worried about my car and the paint taking a beating but in the end all was kool.



After the mother nature freak show this is what I found in the grass.....enuff ice to make a nice blender full of Margaritas. Come to think of it I should have done that...damn it. Maybe next time haha.



But now on to my 2 HNT pics. The first one isnt a pretty one, I think I mentioned that I dropped a peice of sheetrock on my foot a couple of days ago. Well this is what it looks like now, it does not hurt but god damn it looks nasty.....



And here is the one I told yall I was going to post. The pic I took while I was in the sweat box. I plan on going the later on tonight to do the same. I am actually pumped and excited about going down there, I would perfer to go to Bally's but I have to sand and prime the soon to be baby's room. But I will be down there later to keep up the good fight.
Drum roll please....................................





Yah got to love the sandles now! I have gotten my diet in check and uped the protien big time so I hope the gain some good weight. Just working out heavy alone is kinda hard and sometimes a little damgerous. But I am willing to go the distance and take the chances. All I really have to do now is get my ass running, I know it will make all the difference. I just have running, I hate cardio with a passion but to take my workout to the next level I know I will have to force myself. Hell if I can swallow health food and smile I should be able to deal with some jogging. Run till yah vomit then ask for more!

A) Doesnt this look like fun and B) Can u find the gay man? Come on if you are going to be running with a bunch of dudes at least act manly haha.

Late Monday round up and more...

PartI- (monday)

This weekend was a busy one with drunkeness, weights, pool, destruction and pain. On Friday the broinlaw was up from Virgina so we HAD to stop by the happy store and endulge ourselves in some adult liquids. I drank a 40 of Smirnoff Wild Grape and then some beer. While at the Liquid Courage store I saw something that caught my eye, Boaz Cigarettes-vanilla flavored.....let me tell u they are like smoking candy. I am soo glad these were not around when I was a smoker haha. And to top it off they were only freak $1.88 !!!!! Better than 6 bucks for a pack of smell crappy tabacco.
We were rather tanked but I had to work the next day early as shit so I did not stay up tooo late.
I worked 6 hours on Saturday for a little OT and since it was in a location that was out in east bumble fuck I decided to wack some golf balls off into the unknown. I must say I am getting better at this whole golfing thing hahah. Then headed home for some fun time in the pool, and hell its in the 90's I am going swimmng! Then after a good healthy snack(3 beers) I hit the weights in the dungeon. And let me tell u working out with some beer in u is one hell of a trip. I think the booze kicked the sweat glans up a notch. It was pouring out of me.
Then on Sunday we started to arange the room for the up coming baby. But as we started to pain his new area we noticed the ceiling was coming apart. I did not want this bullshit falling on the new addition to my secret honkeie army I am building. So I did what any dad would do....I made it worse. I wish I had taken pictures but I was so wrapped up in ripping and tearing that but the time I was off to HomeDepo it was to late. The destruction was a breeze but the rebuilding was not going as well. I am no BOB Vila but I saw someone do it on TV once, so I figured I would give it a go. Well lets say all I got acomplished was droping a 5Foot peice of drywall on my foot. I saw Jesus, Budda and some dude named David Caressh all hanging at a bar in Waco TX laughing at me! I am just glad nothing broke, namely my toes, but we have the same guys doing our bathroom fixing my attempt at home improvemts. I soo wish that I had pics of this but once I started I did not want to stop to even go find my camera. oh well.
But I am off to races again......drum roll place....

PartII- (tuesday morning)

Today was a momunetous day in the life of Honkeie. But before I tell you what that was I have to tell u what lead me to it. I did not get up as plan yesterday morning so I had to hit the gym at home. Which is not usually a bad thing but lately the humidity and heat has been so bad that workng out in the dungeon is almost unbrearable. What also made it a little sucky was that we are having breaker problems, we cannt have too many things running at once because of all the air conditioning unit we have running. So I only had one small bare bulb lighting my way to sexiness. Here let me show u.......



Now if this isnt not a dungeon I dont know what one is. By the time I was done here I was soaked with manliness......and if you dont know what that is try going to a construction site at the end of the day and watch all the shinny men walk off the site in their overalls, shirtless, hard hat to one side, steel lunch pale in had strutting off to the bar. Now that is a real manly execise lol.
Now after all my efforts were spent and my suppliments had entered my body I was off to the shower......but not really. I did something I have not done in years!!! I took a bath and actually fit! Our new bathroom is finished and I was able to sit in the tub and have a relaxing bath. I did not turn on the air jets due to the fact it was really late and everyone else was sleeping. I am not sure how loud this thing is but the ones I have used in the past were kinda noisey. I will be doing a post soon with pictures about our bathrooms transformation. So until then here is a pic of where I planted my hairy butt and soaped up.....


I felt like such a woman haha but I am plan on doing this more often. I almost feel alseep in this damn thing. We still need to get a few more things to make it complete but for the most part this room is done. They still have some other rooms they are doing but this was the most important one.
One more thing before I go I have a HNT from the dungeon last night. So stop back on thursday for some full frontal toplessness lol. Ladies feel free to join in that fun hahahahahahahahaha!

HNT again hahaha

Today I am going to do a back yard fun HNT, I have a full frontal topless pic of me and a bottomless pic of the broinlaw. Now i had to alter the one pic of the bottomless man becasue I did not ass him before posting it so I had to change a few things. Now dont mind all the garbage in the backyard, it is construction crap from the renovation of the bathroom.

Now we are about to see why he had the urge to show us this display of manly Navy backside...............................

Now for some reason when men start to drink thier ass tends to make numerous appearances. I am no exception but I am the one with the camera most of the time haha. Mooning has to be one of the greatest things in the world, it is not dangerous and everyone gets a laugh. I was mooning ppl from my school bus when I was about 10. Me and my fellow mooners even got ppl to moon us back. I have one memory as a kid, we were all on the bus going to NYC for some kind of field trip and we started mooning this car behind us while we were in the tunnel. And the passanger spun around in this little hatch back and mooned us back. We were in tears from laughter. From there we drove down 42st.....now this was before Disney got ahold of it and took out all the porn. We were all pointing and laughing at all the dudes in trench coats coming out of those shops clutching there little black bags of stroking material. And yes we mooned a few of them too but I think that might have been a bad idea looking back now......they might have wanted to press something up on the glass as well if we were driving a little slower. George Micheal cums in all shapes and forms out here lol.

But here is my topless pic, now since I shared a topless pic I better see some topless pic in return. Nipples and all......hahahahha. Well if you dont want to thats ok but men with drinks in their hands all love and appreciate a nice set of boobies..:-D. And if you can see I am drinking my new found love of malt beverages......Smirnoff Wild Grape. If you love grape soda like I do you will LOVE this drink. I am such a grape soad freak its just disgusting, I dont drink it ass much due to the sugar = fat boy lol.

Click to see pic becasue blog is on the rag!

Have a good thursday ppl and I hope to see some HNT pics out there. If you have never played HAlf Naked Thursday let today be your coming out post, and if you have no idea what I am talking about go and check out this blog wide tradition.....thanks Osbasso