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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Monday, January 04, 2010

Different year same shit......

I know that sounds like I am in a crappy mood but I aint......
It is just that I hear all these 'New Years Resolutions' of which none are ever keeps, and all that talk of what the new year will bring. Well to be honest it will probably bring much of what it brought last year.....if you sit around and let it. I for one have always been about going, doing and making things happen. Call me a spaz, call me a puttz, call me what you will but I can always say at the end of each year, 'Holly Hell, glad that one is over! Now on to the next.'
I listen to all these office drones chatting about how this year they are going to do this and going to do that, mind you it's the same drivel from last year and the year before that. I am not saying I am mister excitement but I try to make the most out of the time I have here on our little planet. I want to help or inspire others to do the same, do not wait for something to happen; go out and make it happen.
I started this blog after I bumped into one by accident, I dont remember the blog but it was an everyday guy from NJ that wrote about him and his friends. And I thought, 'Hey I want to do that!' I know I have been lacking these past few months but I hope to get on here a little more often and post something.
I encourage everyone to do the same, go out and do something just for the bragging rights to say you did it. Go punch a midget clown in the face, get drunk with your grandmother and wake up with her false teeth in your mouth, start a cult dedicated to 'Saved By the Bell', go fly a kite on the White House lawn with Canadian Bacon stapled on yourself or.....just go outside and take a few pictures of things in your town. I love reading and seeing where other people call home.
I know most people are not willing to go out and do half, or any, of the things I mentioned but do something. Life is only boring if you let it be that way. And yes I made a few resolution as well:
Eat less exercise more, take more pictures and finally finish that short story i have been working on since......I was 12 lol.
Everyone wants to be a writer these days, hell is a woman can make millions on fangless vampires that twinkle in the sun and are about as manly as Elton John in a biker bar I can too!
But in all what i want from this 2010 is another year of things I will look back on and remember with a smile. From the good the bad and the ugly.
I am going to attempt to do a quick list of things that marked my 2009:
  • My decision to get a full sleeve tattoo. This past Saturday I sat for 5 hours for more work. I have alot more to go but as soon as that one is done I another arm to go.
  • Our brush with DYFS, i look back now and laugh because it is all said and done with. But also looking back I know next time I am going to hand the school their ass if it happens again, I swear the more education a person has the less their actual IQ becomes.
  • My ex-wife getting divorced from husband number two. I will say this, If I ever get divorced again I am not getting married again!
  • Going out and playing paint ball for the first time and loving it.
  • Joining the Mason's. I am on page 3 of 10, I have to have it memorized by Jan 20th!
  • Starting back to school to finish my degree in International Business. I got my grades finally: Math B-, Computers A-, Literature A, and Health A. Which brings my GPA to 3.675! Fuck yeah I am that good, well not really I was sucking wind by the end of that semester lol
  • Rented a house for the first time in Virgina Beach for a week and had an awesome time.
  • Seth started learning the piano, I am amazed at how fast he is picking it up.
  • Lucas is officially potty trained....oh happy happy days!
  • Absinthe becomes legal in the States and I drank my first bottle.....one of three now.....
  • Me and my friend Pete took on a food challenge.....trying to eat 'Zeus' a 12.5 lb hamburger at the Clinton Station diner in NJ. We failed but it was well worth the bragging rights to say we tried.
  • Got to me Dan Aykrod at Bayway Liquors in Elizabeth NJ, he was promoting his Crystal Skull vodka. A little on the pricey side but damn good!
  • Went to two amazing concerts: Korn and Mindless Self Indulgence. Concerts are slowly starting to wane on me. I dont know but they are not as much fun as they used to be. God am I ......getting old!?!?!
  • The wife graduated from college.......so proud of her.....now if only she would do something with that $40,000 piece of paper!
  • Started playing golf with Pete. I suck but at least I have fun

Now, I am sure I am missing a few things that happened in 2009 but that is all I could regurgitate at the moment. If anymore come to mind I might pop back in to add them. On second thought never mind, if I missed something then I missed something. The odds are it is already in my blog somewhere so if you are really that interested in finding out what I did in 2009 go through my achieves. Have fun I started back in April of 2005! Which reminds me, maybe my blog resolution is to go back and clean up some of the crap post I have festering about in this bitch. Now that is a tall order I might just have to get on, right along with solving world hunger and telling no one!

6 comments:

UBERMOUTH said...

Wow what a year you have had!And all pretty good it sounds. :) Congratulations on your report card! Well done !

I loved the line baout punching a midget in the face.

Also how much does a 12 lb hamburger cost? And how many pounds do you think you ate?

honkeie2 said...

Uber: I love midgets!!!! The burger cost about $70 and we got through about half of it before we fell over in pain. I dont know how people do that, I just dont see how that could be humanly possible to eat all that!

Mom Taxi Julie said...

Wtg on your grades!!! I think I'm getting close to having the courage to take a few classes. My friend at work is taking 2 classes a semester and they always sound so interesting.

My husband ate this big ass burger at this place in town. He had the record for awhile for eating it the fastest. I told him congrats on being such a pig. Such a lovely wife I am lol

Ranger Tom said...

My resolution I'm going to keep this year.

Never to make anymore New Year's resolutions.

Good luck with the short story!

And I'll definitely keep reading!

your psycho ex-girlfriend said...

i am perfect so i have no need to make new years resolutions but i commend you for doing so.

hopefully that fruitcake who is haunting my blog wont follow me here and if she does i apologize.

good luck on the new you, and after two divorces i agree...i will never marry again. just not worth it anymore.

Kimberly said...

World hunger is a conspiracy. No truth to it.