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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Monday, monday, *sigh* monday!

This has been a rough first week back from vacation but I think I am finally up to snuff. I have vanquished 2 weeks worth of emails and paper work and I am currently working on all current problems. And since it is Friday I wanted to do a little post about 2 things, One: My new Blend Tech Blender and Two: Something Funny. It's Friday after all!
(Take note, it is Monday now I know. I started this on Firday morning but life got in the way so it is now 3 days later)



Will it Blend, that is the question!






And the final result does look a little werid but tasted great. Over the weekend we had a little Margarita time in the back yard so we took out the blend and had fun! I mixed all kinds of stuff, the strangest was Verdi sparkling wine, Mountain Dew Code Red, some werid melon liquor, 2 orange icepops and some rum. Not bad, not bad at all!




Now, these are some funny motivational posters I was going to post on Friday but shit happens. But in reality we all need the funnies on Monday more than we do on Friday anyway!


1) The funny thing about this poster is; over the weekend I joked about Emo Kids with the ex and she had no idea what 'Emo' was. I almost fell over, it was like talking to one of those parents that have no clue to what is in the here and now. She is going to have her hands full with our son, he is 12 and knows alot more than I think she thinks he knows.......I think....lol



2) I dont even want to know where this is!


3) This one is for you Doug!


4) And put some SPANK on it!


5) I dont know, I just like it


6) Sex, it is something very few people in this group will ever have with another person.


7) I dont have a sister, so its YOUR sister I am looking at naked. And your mom, your aunt, and probably a few neices' as well. What you think all strippers are single orphans with no kids?


I am curious, does anyone else out there have anyone that is as clueless as my ex? I mean come on, I am not Mr. Kool or anything but I keep up with the times! I love my 80's and 90's but I keep up with what is going on now. Kurt is dead, Metallic lost its cool after the Black album, I cannt stand Pearl Jam anymore, Rage is gone, Axel became gay, Forrest Gump is still funny, and baggy pants are still in style.....who would have guessed that one?!?!

3 comments:

Martini said...

Wow, motivational posters that had nothing to do with EPIC BREASTS or anything like that! I'm amazed. And, in case you were wondering, my fav is the one that goes something like "Awesome! Futurama's on!"

Nikky said...

Yeah, what the hell is up with Axl, I used to LOVE him, now he looks all plastic surgery, transgender freaky... sad.

~Sheila~ said...

Nice pics. They are hilarious.

What else did you come up with to blend?