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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Oh man Oh man,

Blogging has not been number one on my list of things to do these days. I remeber the days when I used to blog once a day, now its a fucking wonder if I get one in a week. I miss it and will try to get more in, it really helps with getting crap out of my head. And speaking of my head look what I did to my head!

I told the barber medium skin fade but what I think he heard was medium SKIN HEAD! I look like a freaking leader of the Arian Nation! But dont worry, I am not about to put on the Doc Martins with red laces, black bomber jacket and start stomping queers anytime soon. Peace love and happiness to all, except hippies and politicians. Screw them, stompem if ya gottem!

But things are going fine in my world. I am still plugging along with my online skooling. I have been getting a little nervous about the University of Phoenix though, I have read some bothersome news about the college and have been thinking of changing back over to a regular school. But I have to wait until the wife unit is done with hers before I can do that. There seems to be alot of bad press about my school and it really doesnt make me all that comfortable spending all this time and money to get a degree that may or may not be real or accepted. Oh well, so is my life.
On a lighter note, I finally had one of my home brewed beers! I need to get some pictures of it and will probably get some this weekend, the head looks great and the taste is ok. I reminds me of a Budwiser, which I am not all that crazy about but its beer! I added molasses to the batch so it has a slight sweet flavor, I tried one on an empty stomach to gauge the alcohol content. And the judges give it 2 thumbs up! There was some werid stuff on the bottom but I think that can be cured by filtering it next time, but all in all it is BEER TIME!

Since my life has been so hectic these past few weeks I have went out and looked up anything and everything I could find to help me smile a little. Here are my findings, I hope I offened someone along the way:

1) These are Russian women in the military. At first I thought it was some porn parade but I was wrong, them Russian women have some nice legs! We could learn a thing of two from our ex commie friends about how women are suppost to look in uniform.

2) You can figure this one out on your own.

3) HeHe, if you dont think this is funny go find a religous web site to beat off to pictures of the virgin marry and leave me alone!

4) Now this is a guy I can follow!

5) I nearly spit when I saw this one-

6) If you have no idea what this is in reference to, go look it up and then come back and laugh!

7) Ron Jeremy is the king! But I am not sure if bending over within 3 feet of this guy is a good idea.

8) Again, if you dont know then you wont get it.

9) This one is for you Morbid, I thought of you when I saw this!

10) Look out for this guy not only will he cheat out of a good deal in diamons he will kick your ass!

11) This one is for my brother in law, it isnt your birthday but I know you would like it.

12) You are probably wondering why I put a rather PG picture of a hot asian chick here. Well....she came from the same site number 13 did, scroll down then scroll back up, you will understand.

13) These things are fucking creepy! I saw a video of a dude screwing one of these things and it was like watching someone fuck a dead body. I bet every guy that works in a mourge has one of these things!

14) One for the ladies who did not get what they wanted for V-Day.

15) If you get this joke you are cool in my book, and if you dont and you are a hot chick you are still cool. But more like a Light-Bright, not very bright but fun to look at and good for poking random colorfull piece of plastic into.
16) I have been working out and found this in my internet searchs of working out. I pray this isnt true!
17) Doug, again here is one for you!
But that is enough bullshit from me, hopefully can keep my promise and do some more of my usualy rambling in the up coming week. I am now down to only one class at a time so I might actually be able to.
I wont comment on the world news because we all have had enough of the debates between twiddle dee and twiddle dumb, who is shoting steriods into whos cock, the war, taxes and random shootings at your local high schools. I am all for just unplugging the tv, burning the local paper (except for the funnies) and just ignoring the world around us. Hell that is what Americans are great at, ignoring the fact there are other cultures out there other than our own. We just need to start doing it more often!


Mimi said...

We need more cowbell, got to have more cowbell. Christopher Walken is creepy as shit, but he can be damn funny.

I actually met Richard Simmons 2 wks ago. I didn't turn gay, however, I did end up with the flu the next day, hmmmm.

Samantha said...

Ha ha, am loving those pictures! I want Cowbell Hero!


Hey Hitler, what’s up?

Yeah, I would be leery of ANY of those online schools. They always seemed like a load of crap to me. Well, I suppose learning is never “crap”, but the degree at the end may not be worth much. I know that’s not something you want to hear, but it sounds like you are kind of figuring this out on your own anyway.

I’ve had some home brewed beer before and it seemed like the longer you let it sit, the better it tasted. Of course if you are like me, it’s not exactly easy to sit and stare at a beer infront of you without drinking it.

And about the PS3…I say get it, but just be sure to keep your receipt! Sony gives you a 1yr warranty and most people seem to take advantage of the “free replacement warranty”. Without a receipt though, not even Sony can help you and you’ll be screwed out of $500+.

morbid misanthrope said...

Well, I hate hula-hoops. Jump rope, on the other hand, I can get into.

I think I know that slipknot-loving hula-hooper. And by know him, I mean I think he was one of the goth kids I hit with a hammer a bunch of times before I burned down the local Hot Topic. Good lord, I hate Slipknot ... and those stupid pants with all the straps.

Martini said...

Did you know you can tap the mic or even blow into it (Sometimes) to hit the cowbell notes in rock band, etc, rather than hit the controller button? Just found that out. Useless information, I know. Especially for everyone who already knew that.

Totally digging those Russian military babes. I'd let them hunt me down, but only if dressed like that.

Sorry 'bout the ol' noggin. Same thing happened to One Useless Man about a year ago. He wrote a pretty funny post about it.

captain corky said...

Great posters. I'm especially fond of Jesus and his sign.

Your home brew sounds really good to me, but that's because I love Budweiser. It's the King of Beers. Remember?

Becky said...

For starters Doc Martin's are fucking awesome, arian or not.

Secondly, marching in heels may be hot, but can't be fucking comfortable.

Finally, I don't even have a penis and that picture of the guy in the shower made me cringe.

The T-Dude said...

I got a fever...and the only cure is more cowbell!

About the haircut, can you say Taxi Driver?

The Jew Jitsu one made me laugh, the guy in the shower made me want to cry. And a special thanks to Becky for her understanding.

honkeie2 said...

mimi: I would love to meet Christopher Walken, he is great.

samantha: me to, i am soo looking for one!

Diamon: soon as my wife graduates this December I am transferring out and going to Kean here in Union NJ. I would feel saver knowing i graduated from a real skool.
Oh, I am still going to get a PS3, but not unitl after I save up for my vacation....priorites man!

morbid: That Hot Topic reject is just asking for a real skinhead beat down!

martini: I am not cordianted enough or have enough friends to do the rock band thing so i will take your word. russian women are hot, well some are anyway.

Captin: I knew you were going to say something about the king of beers, I still remeber you are a bud fiend!

Becky: I love DocMartins but I am poor so I buy the knock offs all the time, MartinsDoc haha! You might not have a penis but just imagine getting your tit hit like that!

T-Dude: I love the Taxi Diver, arent u suprised?

cher said...

awesome post!
and you look great with or without hair!
that shower thing looks terribly painful.
and the dolls are really creepy.

Hammy said...

The camera man had the best view of the Russian chicks' pins.

Romper Stomper was a great movie - were you in it? I have a Hitler mo pic on my Facebook page. He he.