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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

On again....

I actually have a moment to myself and look what I am doing...I am blogging haha.

By now I think most people know about Spitzer and how he just go fucked by a prostitute. I am not big on posting the news but I had to post that joke somewhere, come on its funny. And I love it when someone from the morality police gets nailed by their own axe, poetic justice at its best.

I am just going to post pics, as I usually do, and leave little comments about them. But all of these pictures come from my camera and are real. I hope to someday get this blog printed as a timeline to my life in pictures. Does anyone know how to go about printing this stuff?

Its cold and rainy, what do parents do to help out the winter blues? We take the kids to Chucky CHeese! Someone told me that some of these places serve beer, does anyone know which one does?!?! Here we have my oldest, Devon, and the other bro-in-law, Alan, showing what Americans are all about. Shooting, killing, blowing stuff up and random acts of violence. Killem all and let God sort them out!

I went to visit my mom and she shaved her dogs, (please no dirty jokes here) she always leaves the tails poofy. If I ever get a shit machine I might want one of these.

Me at AppleBees with the family, I look wierd here. I never noticed I had a butt chin before.....

Here we have Cheese showing us how to properly administer visual and audibale birth control for any single people in the resturant with you.

And here we see the father showing how to properly handle the situation without breaking out the kung fu grip of ass whoopin in public. Long Island ice tea has no tea in it by the way.....

The original Mr. NoNo's turned 5 on the 7th and here we have the cake, the candles and all kinds of food I should not be eating....but I did! Notice the difference in hair cuts with Devon from the first picture above!

And here we have them doing things that just make you want to have more..............Notice more of the same hair style going around....

I have been hitting the gym, running and using Chuck Norris's muscle making factory to get ready for the up coming summer. I am going to FL on a work related trip next month so I really have to get things in gear now! Cant go to FL all fat and hairy now!

During my last hair cut I decided it was time to remove this mole that has been on my head as far back as I can remember. Everytime I get a hair cut it gets wacked and it hurts like hell, it doesnt always bleed but it sure hurts. And since I got all my hair shaved off and the mole became veryyyy visible; I decided to get it lobbed off. I wish I did a before pic to show that this thing looked like a large white tick on the back of my head, but oh well. I even asked the doc if I could keep it but he said they had to send it out to make sure it wasnt cancerous.....what the hell, you cut it off, its gone who gives a shit if it WAS canerous. I was mine and I want it back, I sent 30 years growing that thing damn it!



Hahahaha at spent 30 years growing it!
Tell us the gory details on how it was sliced, torn , picked and burnt off?

morbid misanthrope said...

Goddamit, a man's got a right to choose--to choose what happens to the shit he gets professionally lobbed off. If I want a garage full of jars containing weird stuff floating in them so I can open up a medical oddities museum and retire early, I should be able to have one. Fight the power. Word up.