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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Monday, January 14, 2008

Long time no blog....

I must thank everyone for stopping by my neck of the woods and leaving comments. I have been really bad at making post and I am not about to make excuses to why. I am an ass and that is about it, well that and I am a lazy ass. Work is its usual nightmare of paper work, skool is still going and life is good. Well it is better now that I am over the worst damn I cold I have ever had. I even had to break the 'Man Code' and go to the doctor.

Turns out I had some sort of upper respitory thing going, but since my insurance did not cover xrays they could not pin point exactly what it was. But I got some antibiotics, an inhailer and some morphine laced cough medicine. WHOOOHOOO. And 2 days later, no coughing no back pains and no more night sweats. The night sweats were the worst part of it. I would wake up in the middle of the night soaked, and I mean fuking soaked in sweat. I had to lay a towel down before I could go back to bed, it was gross! But I am all better, but the cough did make me wait a whole week to get my last Christamas presen:

( I had to wait until the cough was gone. Imagine trying to get inked while coughing like a 80 year old Marlbo man?)

It is now a week old, its a Salior Jerry pinup girl with my wife's name in it. Some people said I was crazy but oh well, that just seems to fit in how I roll. I love my wife with all my heart and even if she does become the wicked witch of the west down the road and takes me for all I am worth (about 3 bucks) she will still be part of my life. Hell we have known each other for almost ten years now, and being only 31 that is almost all of my adult life! This is my gift to her and my family, I have plans for more family tattoos but funds are slowing me down. I have started saving up for the next one.....and yes it did hurt and yes it did bleed, but that is nothing more than a faded memory. Old pain fades but ink will stay with you forever, so pick your ink wisely.

Lets see what else....oh yeah! A few weeks ago me and the missus were up late watching Tv when we heard this loud crash. It sounded like it came from the front yard. We went out so see this 4foot tall hispanic man jumping out of a blue Dodge Ram pickup that had just went head on with a silver Dodge Ram pick up that was parked in front of our house. It wasnt mine so i wasnt all that upset nor did I feel the need to chase him as he bolted down the street. The whole neighborhood came to life at 11pm! Everyone and their mother came out to see it.

We all took turns playing detective: there was an Ecuadorian (sp) flag hanging from the rear view mirror, so I was right when I said he was hispanic. The seat was about as far forward as it could go, so he was short. The keys were in the ignition, so most likely it wasnt stolen. The air bag was out but there was no blood, and from how fast he was running he most likely was not all that seriously hurt. But he hit the other pick up so hard that he pushed it back almost 4 feet. If that silver truck had been a small car this would have been a real scene! If he had hit my Toyota, it would have probably acted like a ramp and sent him flying into our neighbors front porch!

The cops were called and i went back inside. The wife stayed out and took this pictures, I was still suffering with that cold so i was not about to stay out any longer.

Other than new ink and some late night drunk driver durbey everything is pretty mucht the same. And again I would like to thank everyone for stopping by and commenting, I will return the favor, because I love attention sorry i am an attention whore SO LOOK AT ME! lol. I will be making the rounds as soon as I can figure out why my work server has flagged my blog as inappropriant and sexual....hmmmmm werid.
Wait hold the phone, I do have one other peice of is sort of on the DL because i am not sure how it is going to go. But I have mailed in my application to become a a cop MUHAAHAHAHAAHA! But the pensions are great, pay is pretty good, they are many place i can go with it, and above all else I get to carry a gun! I am not a gun freak but I am a guy and nothing is more manly than a man with a badge and a gun. I swear, i am trying to imitate chuck norris more and more each day. Did you hear, he was sueing NBC? Yeah apparently they are using a trade maked name for one of their shows: Law and Order. Because those are the names of Chuck Norris left and right legs, too cool for me!

And by the way, my xmass tree is still up, its fake so it wont die or turn into a fire hazard. I wonder if i could just leave it up until next year?
And this is my motto for this new year:


The Real Kidd said...

Love the new ink man. My husband asked me what I would like for my birthday & I told him a new tattoo. So it looks like next month I'll be getting some new ink of my own.

Glad you are feeling better too. It's never any fun to be under the weather. Blah!

Beth said... stopped by my blog and I thought I'd repay the favour and say thank you for the birthday wishes!

Your new tattoo looks awesome. I'm in the process of researching one myself, but am having some issues on the final design. I want a butterfly, but not one that every other person is going to have. Not easy.

Anyway, I'll add you to my google reader and stop by again. Blog trolls usually make for good reading ;)

Nikky said...

Nice ink! I have my hubby's name on my... ahem, backside, and I took alot of crap for it, but I like the way you explained it, no matter what, he is the father of our children, so if he becomes a jackass, I will still have that to be thankful for.

Glad to hear you're over your icky-sicky... welcome back to the land of the living!

Samantha said...

Love the new tattoo, it's awesome!

cher said...

you are awesome.
us attention whores have to stick together.
you can buy me a coffee with that $3 you know.

Mara said...

LMAO... we JUST took our Christmas tree down. Niether one of us had the time to worry about it until just this weekend.

Sorry to hear that you've been feeling like chit... but the tat looks great.


honkeie2 said...

Kidd: I will be looking for some pics of that new ink!

beth: sometimes just walking in and saying: Ink that on me now! Is the best way to go. And dont worry, I will be back

nikky: no one has ever given me anything about my ink. A few funy looks but that is it, and screw them if they did anyway. Its my skin!

samantha: Thanks, you got any?

cher: 3 bucks can buy a cup of coffee and one condom from a truck stop vending machine...not that i have any personal insight to that....

mara: I am feeling much better and now I can honestly say all the xmass decorations are put away.......I was almost tempted to keep them up all year lol.

cher said...

lol... truck stops are hot

Martini said...

Sweet accident dude. Can't believe the buddy bolted. What a shit. Looks like you've got a Jimmy Dillnuts in your fair city as well.

prettykitty said...
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prettykitty said...

where do i start?
1. quit apologizing for lack of posts. if this were your job or a class assignment, then you should grovel. but i think everyone (especially me) understands when you have a life!
2. coughing , back pains and night sweats sounds like pneumonia. so don't pull a heath ledger, and next time go to the doctor sooner.
3. nice tat. if your wife does leave you then you can change that tattoo to say "silly one" it will be tricky but those tattoo artists are good.
4. nothing like a late night crime caper gone awry.
5. you will be perfect as a cop, because leaving the scene of the crime while your wife takes pictures proves that you are as qualified to protect and serve as any man in blue on the streets today.
6. i knew someone who kept their tree up for an entire year. her mom finally had her committed and they discovered she was bipolar and manic/depressive.
great post and welcome back!

Becky said...

Tis the season to get sick, I suppose.