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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Random whatever,

I actually have a minute to goof off so I thought I would throw down a post. So here goes:

I took this pic about 2 years ago at this local grave yard were someone my wife knows is buried. I might have even posted this pic once before but I am too lazy to troll around my own blog to see. I was just looking at the pictures I have on flickr and I happen to like this one. Not only is it perfectly weathered to give it the perfect gothic look, but also if you look in the bottom left corner you can see the Busch beer eagle. There is a huge beer factory right behind the grave yeard, I would love to work there haha. Actually, I think that might be a bad idea haha.

I dont have a HNT for this week, I am finally back to blogging a little bit more than usual. I will try for one next week, i am going to try and find a picture I took of myself a few years ago and then take on of me know. I was at my heaviest then, and now I am at my lightest. I must go out and start looking for this picture. The abouve picture is my avantar for this web site I just joined, IronMan. Now that I have gotten alot of that fat off I am now going to change gears a little and put this same effort into the gym. I know I will never look like Lee Hanney or the Dorrian Yates or my fav Gunter but instead I am aiming for this:

I know even that is a pipe dream but hell we can all have dreams of grandure damn it! His build is just about perfect, not to big, no veins bulging out over his body and he is very porportional. Unlike this freak:

I know of this guy and everytime I see him I am always curious to what the fuck goes on in his head. Hell he really cannt read the top of his head with hands?!?!
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the icons I mentioned before here are some visuale aids. This is Dorrian Yates:

This is Lee Haney, one of my teen idols in the sport-Other than the god Arnold haha:

And what post about body builder would be complete without one of my favorites, Lee Preist! One of the under dogs, along with Gunter. They are proof that there is tons of politics involed with the sport. Why some people seem to be over looked while others seem to keep winning, *cough Coleman cough* Roid gutt should not win shows.

But after all these dudes and this underling homo-erotic feel I got going here lets show some thing manly. Look away if you find hot asian chicks in white panties!

Damn, I feel the manliness on the rise as we speak, the urge to work out and beat my wife's head agaist the head board is in full swing right now.......sorry about that last part Doug, but you know I am sleeping with your sister after all hahhahhaaha. But really I will leave you with a better visual, maybe this will wash away that mental pic I just gave you:

Hope everyone haves a fun day, I am off to get some more coffee. I am working another midnight tonight.


K said...

Those steroid guys are just wrong. Muscles are all good but that's just too much.

morbid misanthrope said...

Congratulations. You've just made an important scientific discovery. My college science teacher has confirmed this with math I can't possibly understand. I'll let him explain.

You couldn't understand math that confirms 2 + 2 = 4. I can't believe I didn't flunk you.

You're such a dick.

Well, you're a peon.

I know for a fact that you like to stick rulers up your ass sideways and diagram Bohr Models in the nude, so I suggest you just explain this scientific discovery.

Very well. Asian girls in white panties are, in fact, the penultimate sign of masculine heterosexuality. Much like the slutty cheerleader and sexy policewoman archetypes, heterosexual men can't resist Asian girls in underwear.

Yes. And fruity old college science teachers can't resist dressing like them.

Now I remember why I din't flunk you.

Good timing and a camera phone trump science yet again.

That is simply the last time I dress in women's attire on campus.

Somehow I doubt that. Why a scientist would do something so ridiculous without locking the classroom door is beyond me.

I could try to explain it to you, but you wouldn't understand the math.

You're such a goddamn fruit.

Mimi said...

I feel your pain, with the lack of sleep. Hubby and I work 7pm to 7am. Very fun, indeed. As for the muscle's, um, not so much. The asian girls with white panties, very not so much. I likes me men fit, but not so many muscles that they can crack walnuts with their butts. I, however, do not have any interests in the girls, lol.

honkeie2 said...

K: I think most women agree but most men dont lol. Men are more for the muscles than the women....must be a mental through back to the gaveman days.

morbid: You always have the strangest comments......i love it!

mimi: I would be concerned if somebody was putting walnuts in their butts....and cum on, you know all women are secertly lesbians hahahahaha....well thats how I see it anyway hahaha

Carie said...

when I was a kid my brothers hero was Lou Ferigno (not sure on the spelling) and a guy who was local to our area Ron Flowers...

oh and on sleep I have had severe insomnia for 12 years so I would just about kill for 1 full night of sleep lol...I hope you got caught up on yours :)

Samantha said...

I love your girly pics :D Those dudes just look nasty

Miss 1999 said...

Ok, just don't get all gross looking like those pictures-- I mean, DAMN that's nasty. I like a man with some muscles, but that's just too much! And I'm cracking up over the panty pics-- I knew you couldn't go without having to look at some women for long *LOL*

Prunella's cousin Edith the poetess said...

Sweaty, meaty, arms bulge ferciously
rippling, bursting from the sausage casing of skin
I'd rather look at the Asian cutie
does that make me a lesbian?

Reba said...

That second guys arms are just gross. He looks like he has tumors. Yuck.

Cinderella said...

Confession time!!! That's all I gotta say about that...

Becky said...

In that last picture I swear I saw a pad or some kinda feminine hygeine product! Too much muscles are gross!

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Martini said...

Cemeteries are totally sweet. I haven't seen anything quite as elaborate as that winged angel figure, but I did photograph some graves from the 1600's in Mystic, Connecticut a couple of years ago.

I also video-taped myself walking down into a crypt whose lock was busted off! Creep-city! Yaaa!

prettykitty said...

honkeie2, what does it say about me if i enjoyed the panty pix better than those freaks of nature? dude, if you ever get that pumped, i will personally drive over to your house from california and remove the airhose outta your butt.

seriously, i gotta go look at pictures of prince charles prissy kids just to get the taste of testosterone outta my mouth!

Cinderella said...

I see we are still stuck on azz's over here. Let me know when you update!