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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

My trip To,,,,whats the difference?

Well my trip didnt get off as early as I had hoped for but oh well. Some of the best laid plans get laid to waiste.
I got on my way at 5:30 pm NJ time. I set the mileage counter thingie to zero to see how many miles it traveled. And yes it was 32 degrees out when I left Friday night.

Here is my Saprano-ish photo shot driving down the Turnpike, or aka RT95.

After a few near death exsperineces with the truck drivers me thinks me should drive faster, and faster and faster!

I did not take any pictures the moment I got there because I was delirous from driving. I got there a little after 11:30 pm. Not bad in my book. Here we have me having an Hero IcePop for was Wolverine flavored. Taste pertty good to me!

We really did not do much during the day. We went to the gym on base, which was very nice and clean. I just wasnt felling those showers. Big open room with noozles on the walls, no dividers or anything. Creepy!
Later that night we stopped by the base happy store bought some Captian and diet Dr. Pepper and head over to one of his old supervisors house.

We drank..............

and drank..................

And drank................

And drank some more.

Then played some pool. And yes, it kinda looks like that if you were wondering.

We hung out in his garage in the back so it got a little chilly at times. So instead of a whole lot of man spooning he turned on this jet engine thingie he had in there. It heat up the area in almost 2 minutes flat. Hell, all you need was some sand you would have sworn you were some place tropical......with the exception of the smell of cheap beer and motor oil.

Its a heat bazooka!

Guess what kinda bikes he likes:

We played pool with his kids, and yes they whooped our asses.

The Captian made us do it!

Here we have, I dont know what the hell this thing was. But I had a blast squeezing the shit out of the entire night.

Well after that we went home and crashed into our beds.......seperate beds!......I had to head out the next day. I wanted to get out by noon but the captian told me to sleep in a little bit. I end up getting on the road by 2 pm...or sooo...i dont remeber. But this is a picture right before I left. I did not drive my car since I got there so I know 330.4 miles was the exact number of miles form my house to his. Notice it is a whole 10 degrees warmer there!

I have wanted to do this since the first time I saw this sign. Would you want to live in a town called Onancock? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

The trip back was a bit more suckier mainly due to the fact the moment I crossed over into NJ bad weather and snow hit. I was like driving through a black hole or something. 'Now entering Jersey, Fagit Aboutit'
It was about the time I got home that I came down with something nasty in my tummy. That was equally nasty out of my ass. But you know what........3 weeks ago I weighed 222, and yesterday I stepped on the doctors said 210! Holy fucking jesus on a plus sign! I have not gone that far down in years! Weight Wathcers and food poisining/virus/the green apple splatter got my weight just flying off!


tkkerouac said...

love this expressive blog. thanks for dropping by, cute subjects and cute thumbnail too.

Miss 1999 said...

Ok, ya'll ain't right-- turning it up! Damn, it's not a wonder you were sick! I'd be, uhhhhhhhh, dead *LOL* Glad you had a good time, and at least made it home in one piece!

honkeie2 said...

tkkerouac: thanks for coming by, and keep it up. And love your thumbnail too ;)

miss: I think I came back in one piece??@@!!

Reba said...

My friend has one of those heaters or something similar. Works wonders when you are drinking and need to step out into the garage.

tkkerouac said...

thanks for dropping in
now heres a question for you
the blogs on the profile above yours
what is this for
are we supposed to add our blogs to it?

honkeie2 said...

I am at a loss here, I am not sure what you are talking about...... I feel soo comfused....

Carie said...

lol sounds like it was a fun time ;)

we have a heater like that at the race keeps the whole shop warm while they tweak the cars all damn night lol

morbid misanthrope said...

There's nothing quite like a night of booze and small jet engines. Huh-Huh, Onancock.

Better watch out for that food poisoning--you might end up like the unfortunate guy on the cover of Impaled's The Dead Shall Dead Remain,. That'll ruin your day.

Hammy said...

You haven't gone down in years? You selfish bastard!

Samantha said...

Looks like a great trip!

Martini said...

Today, it's colder'n a witches' you-know-what. Negative 22C, and negative 31 with wind chill. Being Canadian, I don't mind it, although I'd prefer that warmer weather you had