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Blogger hates me.....

It has taken me 2 days to get my pics to load on blogger. I know I have alot of pictures but wht the fuck. It was loading nicely then half way through it stopped working.
But now I have them up so let me get this over with before the powers that be stop up on me again.

Last Friday, as I mentioned, was our 5 year wedding anniversary and we went to the city(NYC). Our first stop was at our local bank to take out the needed funds to get us one our way. Then it was off to Dunkin-Doughnuts to get some much needed coffe.
Here we have those in line for thier morning happiness.



Then it was off to the train station to hop on the next train in. We have driven into the city but it is too much of a pain in the ass and forget about trying to park. NYC is fun but the meter maids they have walking the streets are lieing bastards. If you have not see the coverage on it, they keep catching them handing out bogus tickets for anything and everything. I contested the one I got last winter and won. Fuck You very much NYC, this is why I keep my reciepts. Proof!
So my advise is to take the train at all cost.
Here we have a view point from my crotch, best seat on the whole train.



It was to be one of the coldest days of the year, so me being an ex-boyscout(got kicked out for eating a Brownie) I was prepaired. Long Johns(top and bottom), jeans, boots, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, hat scarf, face mask , leather gloves and long jacket. Lets just say I did not notice how cold it was. But I did get quiet a good number of funny looks. What would you think about someone walking towards you looking like this?



We stopped by Macy's to see the window displays and get the little woman some ear muffs. I love saying that...muff!
Here we are doing the tourist thing in full force.



And what visit to NYC would be complete without the typical 'looking up shot' at the Empire State building?



We did not have all the time in the world so we decided to go to Madame Tussaud's wax museum. Here is where most of my pictures were taken. Just a warning, it's freakin 30$ a person to get in. It was fun but not 30$ fun, hell a few more bucks and you would have an all day adult pass for 6Flags.......but oh well.

Our first faux celeberty was the one the only Benny Hill. Doing what he did best....looking creepy.



The only thing I think that was wrong here was the lack of body hair. Robin Williams is one hairy Mo-Fo!



Meet the Osbournes, I wanted to name my son Ozzy but the wife was having none of that. But she did let me put it in his middle name :-D



I wanted to take a bite out of her butt to see how real it felt but the wife might have gotten a little jealous. And yes this thing stuck wayyyyy out!



Viva Revolutin! And what the hell is that table cloth wearing werido doing behind me?



Madona, not a very good likeness but close enough for me. It even smelled ranchy, man Madame Tussaud is good!



I always thought he would have been shorter.



If you can guess who this is I will give you a cookie.....here is a hint ......'He was kicked out of art school for being too eccentric.'



He wasnt called 'Tricky Dick' for nothing!



Even standing near a wax dummy my unborn son's were nervous.



Bill Gates wont miss it, hell I only took the American Express Black card and gave him back the rest. Sheesh, I am not that evil lol.



He was taller than I imagined. And never did I imagine the men of men wearing a pink shirt, WTF is up with that!?!



Richard Simmons would have been jealous hahahahaha. And the lady holding the giant serving platter was some lesbian tennis player I think. I was tempted to look up her skirt but I was affraid of what I might have found......scarry!



I have a few more but I think I will save them for another time. Never blow your entire wad all in the same shot. Advise given to me from Ron Jeremey, great great man.

We then walked over the another serious tourist spot...The Hard Rock Cafe. Now I thought it was 'Hard Rock' not 'The Limp Wristed Moopy Emo Cafeteria'. We were there for almost an hour waiting and had to put up with nothing but old crappy top 40 songs and videos. It wasnt until we sat down did we actually hear a rock song, and it was Korn, Follow the Leader. Not bad but damn......



The food was good, greasy and not to badly priced. The wife unit could not eat much of her food, she said it was too greasy for her. So I ate almsot all of hers pluse mine. That is what men are good for, garbage disposal units. This is the kind of food that sends you into a stupor the momment you stop eating with a big old gravey smile.



I recomend the Big Combo and nothing else. I was ordering with my eyes and ordered too much. But by no means did that mean I was leaving anthing un touched! My god I am getting hunger pains just looking at this!



After that we had to head back to get our little bundles of squishy happines from the baby squasher.......I mean sitter. Baby sitter, there was no squashing done to said babies :-D
But before we left I got a pic of one of the worst radio stations here in the Tri-State area....Z100. Since I got Sirius I only have to put up with 'free radio' at work. And it is never ever z100! I would rather listen to country at that point!



I have a few more pics of NYC but I think I will wait to drop them off here to play. And hell it isnt the last time I will be going in to the city. I hope to go again to see the other sights. The tree, Rockerfeller Center, RunWay69----oh wait the doesnt exist anymore.......damn Disney, Damn them to hell for cleaning up 42st!

Happy Anniversary to Me and the Wife Unit

This is going to be a quick post, work has been hell and I have to get it all done by today. I am taking off tommorrow because it is my 5 YEAR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY. Yep been married now 5 years, but known her for 8. I think I will do a "The First Time We Met Post" next time I cum on here. (hahahahahaha).We are going to NYC to bum around, look at the lights, take pictures, act like tourist, freeze our asses off and harass the general publik. I have our trustee maps out and we are ready to hit the pavement. I will have pics on my next post as well, all of the city and what I found amusing.

I know I got lucky when I found this one and I count my blessings everyday. She makes me want to be a better person. Before her I was the typical male asshole who most women bash and hate on in women magazine colums. And yes I read them all so HA. I still have a few little asshole quirks about me but she has learned to love them as I have learned to love her little problems. We all have baggage, its finding that one person whos cargo load doesnt come with a cruise ship.
But just a little example to what makes her special to me.....warning, its mushy from here on out.......

• Last night I went to work at my usual time -0630- but did not get home unitl almost midnight, she was already asleep. Then this morning I did the same, only seeing her for a few minutes before I was out the door. Then this morning she calls me just to tell me she misses me...........aaahhhhh toooo cutie! I know I know, it corny but it is nice to know I have someone like this at home waiting for me.

Yes she is a pain in my ass and drives me completely insane but I would not change it for the world! Happy Anniversary Sweet Pea!

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

Just another day where we find out that one of our favorite childhood celeberties is gay. In todays new, well its actually kind of old but it NEW to me, Neil Patrick came out of the closet and said," I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest." Now I know he is a real pretty boy and looks like he could have been a real lady killer but we all know what they say about 'looks'. And hell after I saw him doing coke off some bangin chick in Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle I really didnt think he was. I mean I dont know they guy from a whole in the ground.......ok strike that last comment, I forsee lots of bad gay glory hole jokes cumming from that one. After the this news hit the world this is what was heard echoing in outer space in a very feminie voice...."Shit! We lost another one!"
Now in this pic taken during the movie Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle he looks about as hetro as a man can get. No hint of mint here..........



But then I found this: From the 2003 productions of Cabaret.


UMMMMMMMM, Yeah he's gay. No dought in my mind now. He is queer as a three dollar bill, Captin Candy Pants for sure, limp wristed diva, and most definatley a peter puffer. Now I dont have anything agaist gays, hell they have to be the funniest thing since Fatty Arbuckle was convicted of rape and murder. And what man doesnt love a hot steamy love scene between two women.....greatness at tits best!
I wonder if Doogie Howser would like to go camping with me?.....hahahahhaha....Oh wait that was already done.

As much as I love talking about celeberties let me get back to the real world for a second. I took Mr.NoNo's to the doctor the other day and I forgot to mention something of interest. He was there just to make sure his little tummy problem was nothing to worry about. And as I told my wife unit the only thing the doc did was look at him, poke at him and said to keep him full of liquids. Ummmmm not shit quake-o-matic. Did you spend 6 years in college to learn that? What a fucking waist of time, but the wife wanted it and he needed a flu shot anyway. Now I am terrified of needles, and having to be the one to hand my little man over to the evil needle witch filled me with dreed. But to my suprise he handled it better than I would have. All he said was 'Ohh no BooBoo's' and that was it. Even the next day not even so much as an ouch out of him. What a trooper, lets hope he is like this for all of them. He still needs to go back for another one, we shall see.

Evil Neele Witch!


Today is going to be a long one for me, 16 hours of fun. But I am prepaired-magazines, a book, long johns(its going to be a cold one) gameboy and games, newspaper and an over active imagination. I think I can find something to do for the time.

Have a happy Wednesday ppl, I looked up Wednesday and found this. Its a painting called 'Wednesday the Destroyer' Nice lol.

This weekened was a real pain in the ass....and I mean that literally! I finally got the tummy virus everyone else had. But the only twist is that I did not throw up at all. It all came out the other way, I am not going to go into detail about it. Lets just leave it at what I have already said about it.
It started on Friday night and lasted until Sunday night. I didnt eat anything solid until Sunday night, and I was nervous about eating. But my hunger took over my actions and damned the evil results that might have come out. But to my suprise nothing bad happened, but thanks to this little problem I lost about 8 pounds. Now lets see if I can keep it off. At work so far I had a small bowl of cereal, 2 hard boiled eggs, crackers with peanut butter, chicken soup and 2 cups of tea. It seems like alot, but for me that is nothing!

But on a happier note we shaved the baby's head. My wife has this werid thing where she says we have to shave off the baby hair so it can grow in even. She was right about Mr.NoNos, he looked like a troll doll until we turned him into a Moonie. Then it all came in normal.I have some pics but I will have to get them when I go home. Try back here later to see what Mr.NoNo looked like with troll hair but I have some before and after of what happened to Cheese.

1) Before the razor got him:



2) After.........and here we have NavyMan showing the blady some love.



3) One more of the newest member of the Stoogies. Damn look at the head on that boy!



But he seems to be completly in-different to his head shaven. He is still as happy as a baby can be. Nothing new other than his drool factor is in full slobber mode.

Like I said I am not feeling too good but thanks to Satan I laughed so hard I spit on myslef. It is a little offensive to the religious sensitive ppl. So if you are easily offened......eat putrid cat poop! Ha.....did that anger someone....anyone....maybe.....? Oh well, watch this little vid and let me know if this pissed someone off or made you laugh.