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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Hells Kitchen Party

There are lots of pictures here and I am pressed for time, so I will do the intro and let the pictures speak for themselves.

Last Saturday me, the wife unit, the navy boy, the SIL and her boyfriend went to this bar in Newark, NJ called Hell's Kitchen. They were hosting their 3 year anniversary party of the Rocky Horror Picture/Burlesque Show. What it came down to was half naked women dancing.....well more like 95% naked! And some people putting on skits from the movie Rocky Horror Picture Show. Now, if you have never seen this movie go see it, rent it, buy it, pirate it...I don't care but you have to see it! Every American has to see this train wreck of an awesome movie. It is all that makes America great, someone with a simple/insane idea can become famous.

We all had a blast, I stopped drinking like a fish sometime ago so the double shots of vodka, Jameson and the numerous beers I had really sent me rolling. Nothing bad happened and no hang over. Just woke up feeling a bit odd, and wondering where all these Coors Light hats/tee shirts and huge lip balloons got in my house. LOL

1) You sure gots a purdy mouth there city boy!


2) Pink Steal, the female version of 'Blue Steal'


3) This was only the beginning.......


4) The family


5) The look of a man looking for some poontang.....



6) All I can say about this guy.....is that if he joined the military they would not have to ask and telling would be a mute point....



7) As you can see alcohol does impair judgement.....I become a huge ass grabber the more I drink. Men...women....no one is safe from the Groper!


8) With my beer goggles on I was in lust....and even with them off.....I am still there lol


9) Does anyone want to make a wish?



10) The SIL said something later on about this that made me almost piss my pants. She said, and I quote, 'I was startled when the women took off their bras.' Now if you knew her at all this would come as a surprise because nothing seems to bother her when it comes to stuff like this. So for her to say it 'startled' her is freaking too funny!



11) Now to say that this guy was/is a flamer.....is a true understatement. For some reason the Rocky Horror Picture Show attracts a lot of people that are gay.....I have no idea why.....But you got to lovem!



12) Dont ask because I have no idea why I took this.....I was drunk at the time....



13) And as you can see sooooo was Douglas....'Yeah yeah time to get double fisted'



14) Again the beer goggles were in full effect, but I have learned through the years to always keep that beast in check when the alcohol starts to flow. It is better to sit back and watch than it is to try and undo something or someone lol



15) Mr. Gold shorts over here just loved to dance, dance, dance....well at least what he thought was dancing.



16) Ummmm yeah I cannt really say much about this one......


17) Here she is again with he rings of fire......a funny note on the fire. The next morning I was picking my nose ( and yes I pick my nose just like everyone else ) and found that what was in my nose was BLACK. For the life of me I could not figure it out, but then it hit me.....The fire performers always use kerosene in their shows. And kerosene is known for its soot creating properties, and since we were so close to the show we go some black boogers as a keep sake.


18) She was smokin.....man that was bad lol


19) Did you know that Johnny Cash turned down a hemorrhoid cream company for the rights to use his song 'Ring of Fire' in one of their commercials? Somethings do not have a price tag, way to go Mr. Cash!



20) Having no body hair is probably a good thing when spinning fire around your body for a living.



21) Last picture in my camera from that night.....and I do not remember taking this one so I have no idea what is going on. I am curious, is she hiding her girls from me or someone in front of her trying to give her a titty twister?

3 comments:

Hammy said...

A black booger from a blogger. Like it.

Ranger Tom said...

I love that movie!

Looks like all had a great time!

Martini said...

Everyone's been telling me for years to see that movie. I guess I should listen.