It sure took a while but my blog has now been flagged by my work network as "ADULT CONTENT" and I can no longer see it. I can post and read other peoples stuff but because of who knows what my network sees it as something dirty, strange my words considered fucking dirty.
Oh well, as long as I can post I am ok. I will just have to responde from home thats all.
But speaking of work, I am a week back to the old grind and I am almost caught up. Notice I said almost caught up. Work can be such a drag, but I have found a way to make those long tedious hours of pointless reports just fly by. I introduce the Hide Away Time Killer:
At first glance it looks like a normal boring binder that holds absolutely nothing that could cause any problem. But just take down this would be report folder and blamO!
Whats that you say? Filling endless paper piles sucks.....well have a seat with me in my office....
And we can tie one on corporut office style! With a little cranbury juice to kill the smell the boss will begin to think you really like your job and his boss will see it as well and before you know you will be next in line for that corner office. Where you can deligate all your work to other ppl and spend the whole day drinkng and playing Halo on the pirated network.
6 comments:
How much do I freaking love that idea!!! Holy crap. Genius.
Communist bastards! How dare they ban you from work! I had that happen to me at a job and I quit not very shortly afterwards. But you gotta do what you gotta do.
I now know what is on the top of my Christmas list. I want one of those freakin binders. Woo Hoo!
i thought vodka doesn't have a smell? or is that if you mainline it...oh well, if you don't quit your job because of the internet ban, then you'll probably get fired when they discover your stash.
adw: under the desk alll is better
becky: damn red skins!
gutter: me tooo!
kitty: it does have a smell the lushes just dont know it
That is hilarious! Um... congratulations!
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