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I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

I have been banned!

It sure took a while but my blog has now been flagged by my work network as "ADULT CONTENT" and I can no longer see it. I can post and read other peoples stuff but because of who knows what my network sees it as something dirty, strange my words considered fucking dirty.

Oh well, as long as I can post I am ok. I will just have to responde from home thats all.

But speaking of work, I am a week back to the old grind and I am almost caught up. Notice I said almost caught up. Work can be such a drag, but I have found a way to make those long tedious hours of pointless reports just fly by. I introduce the Hide Away Time Killer:
At first glance it looks like a normal boring binder that holds absolutely nothing that could cause any problem. But just take down this would be report folder and blamO!
Whats that you say? Filling endless paper piles sucks.....well have a seat with me in my office....
And we can tie one on corporut office style! With a little cranbury juice to kill the smell the boss will begin to think you really like your job and his boss will see it as well and before you know you will be next in line for that corner office. Where you can deligate all your work to other ppl and spend the whole day drinkng and playing Halo on the pirated network.

6 comments:

ADW said...

How much do I freaking love that idea!!! Holy crap. Genius.

Becky said...

Communist bastards! How dare they ban you from work! I had that happen to me at a job and I quit not very shortly afterwards. But you gotta do what you gotta do.

guttergirl said...

I now know what is on the top of my Christmas list. I want one of those freakin binders. Woo Hoo!

prettykitty said...

i thought vodka doesn't have a smell? or is that if you mainline it...oh well, if you don't quit your job because of the internet ban, then you'll probably get fired when they discover your stash.

honkeie2 said...

adw: under the desk alll is better

becky: damn red skins!

gutter: me tooo!

kitty: it does have a smell the lushes just dont know it

Martini said...

That is hilarious! Um... congratulations!