I will beat Zeus!

My neighbor and myself have excepted the call of man vs. meat. Tomorrow at 3pm we will be taking on Zeus at the Clinton Station Diner. It is 7lbs of meat that you can eat alone or with a friend. The challenge is to eat it all in 3 hours, if you go it solo, or in an hour in a half if you have help. I must show you a visual, not many people can truly understand what a 7lb burger looks like:



If you meet the challenge you get the burger for free and I also heard that there is a cash prize. But I am not interested in the money, I am doing it for the glory, for the pride, for the bragging rights to say I ATE ZEUS! They also have the Mt. Olympus Challenge:
A 50lb burger that you and 3 others have 3 hours to eat. That is 12.5lbs of meat per person, just in case you were wondering (and yes I had to use a calculator to figure that one out). And again let me help you wrap your brains around what that looks like:



I will have my camera and I will have a post about this one on Monday. So if you don't hear from me by then start calling all the local Jersey hospitals looking for a tall, hot, 32 year old, white male, who was admitted with chest pains and a blocked colon that was covered in ketsup and lettuce.