Day Off

I took the day off yesterday, and now I have to pay......the way it works here at my job, if you want a day off you have someone work your shift and in turn you work theirs. One of my coworkers has been taking several days off a week and I have been working his shifts. He owes me about 3 days so yesterday i decided to use one of them. I really dont mind working doubles because when the little woman has the bun in the oven taken out of the bakery i will use these days to get some days off without losing any money. Got another mouth to feed got to bring home da bacon.
Yesterday we went out and got the new baby a dresser from Baby's R US and then we went food shoppin and found out there was a sale on crab legs. We bought a big ol bag and had us a crab bake.

We used some OldBay seasoning and boy did that bring back memories of Baton Rouge and crawfish. I remeber as a kid going to a barbq and seeing a giant vat boiling with these werid little lobster looking things. They really do not have alot of meat on them so u have to cook a ton of them to fill up a grown human. Real po people food, crawfish and gumbo, good time good time. All cooked outside the trailer in home made grills and vats. These were real people who knew how to have fun with what little they had. It seem less complicated life, but now all those ppl have all kinds of new problems thanks to mother nature. I just hope LA can rebuild, I plan to go down for Mardis Gras someday, I went when I was a kid but I could not enjoy as I would as an adult ;-)

Click on the OldBay for some fun Cajun recipeces(sp).
But I am off to do work catch up work, like a pile 5 feet deep in the IN box....toodles :-*

Memories.........just like mom used to make lol

Happy Birthday to me!

This weekend I turned 30......why god why me.....take Joey damnit!
But I am ok, I am ok with getting older and besides it was a good weekend. Went swimming, went shopping, wife made me a cake and even sanded and repainted an old bassenit(sp). This thing has got to be 40 years old. I just remebered I did not take any pics of it, I will have to take some when I get home. We got this thing at a garage sale last summer(I think it was last summer lol) and even got a free bowling ball out of the deal, damn I am good hehe.
We also did some yard work, remove all kinds of shit that has been hidding in the corner of our yard. And as we removed all this crap I saw some of the biggest slugs I have ever seen. Look, this is what I mean.....



That is my finger poking at it, I was trying to get it to strecth out. When I lifted up the cider block this this was strecthed out and it had to be about 4inchs long. and about 2inchs round. And man are those things slimey!

Here is what happens when u tell the little man its time to go swimmin....off come the cloths Incredible Hulk style....



And like I said the was my 30th birth day but I refuse to go there so, as anyone can see I am still 29 and I am sticking to that story. My wife made me this wonderful cake that the baby tried to attack once and actually succeded later that night. He got most of the icing but was nice enough to leave some of the cake part for the rest of us lol.



Now if anyone wants to send me a birthday present go crazy, I love gifts hahaha.....nothing toooo big now, even a pack of gum would be nice :-P

HNT and random BS

Well lets start this day off with my HNT pic I took this morning will I was getting ready for the gym. It is long, white, full of viens and used to do all of my work............dirty perverts----




Its my arm, haha fooled ya lol. I was running around early as hell this morning, since our shower is out for repairs I get up earlier than usual and hit the gym. I think I might keep this up, for several reasons 1) I get my workout in early 2) It wakes me up better than coffe 3) It leaves me time later to workout again....two workouts in one day...oh happy day and lastly morning workout seem to kick start my days. But I hate getting up in the morning with all my heart and soul(even though I sold mine for a case of beer some years ago).

-Like I said a while ago I have tried to take up golf. So far I have been practising about 2 times a week and I have gotten a little better. I only miss the ball completly one out nine swings. And that is more embarassing than slicing the ball straight out to the left(which I do alot haha). But the other day i went out to the driving range and the little bar and grill they have out there burned something and this is what I saw.....



Nothing big, more noise than smoke and fire. I am not sure what they did but a little free press and noise makers to let the passing motorist notice you never hurts.

-Last weekend I went out with the bro-in-law for a little drinking and bullshitting at one of his friends house. He is an ex-army dude and into surfing, now to surf in NJ you have to have alot of patience. There are not a whole lot of good waves out here. Here we have an example of what happenes when u try to take a picture of a Jersey surfer talking about the totaly rad rip tides.....




And yes by the time we went to bed the beer wassss all gone!

-I saw my man here out fishing in this nasty water whole and I thought he was missing something so I helped him out....



Now he is whole....all poorly dressed old white guys need tats.

-While we were at the surfer dudes house I found a new love....drunk scanning. It isnt as much fun as drunk dialing.....which we did as well.....but it was fun. Listening to cop land and learning all about ppl getting caught smoking an unknown white substance and running suspects. Man I cannt believe the excitment at 0100 in the morning.



-I hope everyone has a great day and hope there are some pervets out there with some good HNT. I will be looking.......but to end this fine day I will share with you a little philosophy that seems soo true today. And something I feel this generation is missing out on....well not the ones I will be raising.........

I love summer

There are soo many things I love about summer but one that I would like to mention today is: Swim Wear on Parade. Like most straight men I like to see the parade of women showing off 95% of their bods on any hot summer day. But unlike most men I perfer the ones that leave a little to the imagination, because we all know fanatsy is always better than reality(and if you need an example look at any transvesttie that looks really good as a woman.....the reality of that fantasy is she is a woman with a little bit more than most men want lol) Now dont get me wrong I love the women with the gutts to go all out with the itty bitty thong bikini, hell I am all man after all shhheessshhh. But I am a true fan of the women speedo. Nothing is hotter than a woman in a one peice speedo...here let me show u one I just found on line:



Now come on...that is hot!
But now let us venture to where no man should ever go.....

NONONONONO.....


And NEVER EVER! Got hair man titties?



Unless u are this guy, then I guess it might be ok.....haha



But the ugly ones make the day that much funnier, the humor factor is always part of the beach exsperience. But some ppl can make you wish you were blind while other make you wish you had remebered your sunglasses lol. I am an expert at not moving my head or showing in sign that the chick in the thong bent over 4 inches from me has caught my eye. Women can hear neck muscles more miles away.
After those nasty man thongs we need something a little nicer on the eye........



Very nice indeed!

And this is a sign that all men love to see at their favorite beach:




I hope to get to the beach sometime this summer, the Jersey shore is ok i guess. Once u have been to the tropics and see white sand and crystal clear water the Jersey shore just aint what it used to be lol.

Happy 4th of July

Happy Fourth of July, one of our greatest days in American history. And a great day that no one was complaing that the gun companies were making their boom sticks. Our country was founded by guns and beer so why are there so many pansy wimps trying to take away my right to do what every man loves to do: Fire off round after round of the largest gun they can legaly find. And since we cannt fire cannons for fun anymore we have to resort to fire works to fill that void. But here in NJ we have laws that keep us from legally enjoying that kinda of fun. We have these ass backward liberals that think they have to protect us from ourselves at all cost. But the funny thing is there are soo many more dangerous things out there. They say how dangerous fireworks are and how many ppl are injured a year by them. OK, I do understand that they are dangerous, but let us look at other statistics shall we......
Here is a perfect example of an area they could work on other than harashing me and my obsession with small fireworks..."In the past decade, four times as many Americans died in drunk driving crashes as were killed in the entire Vietnam war." Hmmmmm does anyone think cops out on the street should be concerned more about some kids litghting of M8o's or that asshole serving done side streets?
Heres another one:
"In 1997 alone (the last year for which data are available), 742 children under the age of 10 drowned in the United States last year alone. Approximately 550 of those drownings — about 75 percent of the total — occurred in residential swimming pools. According to the most recent statistics, there are about six million residential pools, meaning that one young child drowns annually for every 11,000 pools.
About 175 children under the age of 10 died in 1998 as a result of guns. About two-thirds of those deaths were homicides. There are an estimated 200 million guns in the United States. Doing the math, there is roughly one child killed by guns for every one million guns. " Now this also means that if you have a gun in your house and a pool and you have kids, they are 100 times more likely to die in the pool than they are by being shot.
Now there is a ton of information on things in this world that far more dangerous than fireworks.....hell every year there are 600,000 injuries from bicycles and 824 of them die from their injuries. But you know what I can still go out and legally buy one without anyone ever asking me for my ID or going through a waiting period. I just wish I had the right to play with fire works and it just irks me to think I buy so many other things out there that so much worse with no problem. Did you know you can make Meth from items you can find at the grocery store and HomeDepo? Come on all I want to do it strap a row of black cat fireworks to a cats tail and light her up......is that sooo wrong?
Sorry to bithch on a holiday but I have to work and the god damn sun is out.........I am a bit bitter. I even got to see all the families loading up their cars this morning getting an early start to their drive to da beach. I want to go to the beach WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! But you know what it isnt soo bad, I am all alone and I can do what ever I want. And you know what I could be this guy:



But then again I could be this guy: (sigh)



Anyhow...I hope everyone has a good Fourth....have a beer and burger for me and have as much fun ass possible :-D