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This just a quickie....

I found this card in the gym locker room yesterday and totaly snorted out a laugh when I saw it.

"Trouble Overcoming Your Fear With Women"
Uh No Sweat Took Me Sometimes.
Well, Anyway The Sooner The Better.....
-Relationship Expert-
Dr. Dave Prince
Daveprince994@hotmail.com

I wonder what the ppl that printed these things thought about this doctor?
And what kinda skool gives you a degree in relationships, a real Dr. Feelgood huh ? They apparently did not teach proper grammar at this skool lol.

I never had that problem with them but I have had other problems I needed some help with. I think if he was a hit man offering his service to "fix" someone I think he would have done well. Not that I would ever "off" anyone but it just makes for some fun afternoon day dreams hehehehe. Besides if you kill them they will never learn nothin!

its a bad pic....the batteries were dying on me and I had to take it quick.

Happy HNT

Now since the blogger gods are angry with us you will have to go here to see my HNT picture. It isnt really naked but you can totaly see my head lol. So click here~~~~~>*************

Some one asked me to do this---Jenn-nnayy-- so here goes. Ask me any question and I promise to answer it and to answer it honestly. I will check back here at around 11:00 am pacific time. And if you dont know how to tell time....go fuck yourself and then take pictures of it and send it to my email.

Walmart is evil

I was reading this post on AOL about this new documentry on Walmart. It is a low hitting Michael Moore style of low budget movie. Now I think Moore is a pompus know it all that has done nothing but stuck his dick in an ant hill and pissed off a few people. I am not sure any of his movies have really done anything other than tell us things we already knew. And pissed us off even more by putting it in our faces because there is very little that can be done about our meglomaniac president. The last documentry that really made a difference was the movie " Super Size Me" That movie got the fast food indusrty to be accountable for the shit they have been passing off as food all these years. After his movie came out we had nutrition info on the walls and trays and healthier options. And no more super sizing to the bucket of soda and fries. The funnier thing is that ppl at high paying positions got fired beacuse of this movie, now that is justice. First they put crack in the ghetto to make the stoopid and now they are trying to make the little guy slow and fat. Pretty soon the everyday citizen will be too retarded and too out of shape to fight the evil money in the white house.



























Now as I mentioned Walmart is evil.....I want you to read this post~~~~~~ . It details the fight with America and Walmart. This company has destroyed the mom and pops stores around the country. No matter how you feel about Walmart this is a fact that can not be denied. I live in NJ and do not 'have to' shop there but some ppl that live in more remote areas with Walmarts near them do not have much of a choice. All their little shops were killed in the price wars and the only one left standing was Walmart. Also in there area I live in you can get a job that pays alot more and with insurance.
I have to cut this short, work is a bit off the wall today so go read that aol post and you can make up your own mind. Just a note for you all......I dont shop at Walmart and have not for some time.

Looking over my shoulder

Now just a little note here : I am not homophobic in any sense of the word. I am not affaird of gay men and nor am I affraid that I may be gay. I am about as metro as one man can be without being gay. Hell, I find gay men to be funny and they make good friends. But I have no desire to be with testicle man or have a set of kiwi's in my eye shockets. I love the female body above all forms; fat, small, short, tall me loves them all. I am happily married to a WOMAN and she is all I can handel lol.
Now with that said; I believe the person who designed the gym lockers at my local tourture chamber had to be gay. Or at least like to see man butt from all angles. I noticed this the other day while I was strippin down to birthday suite in the locker room. There was no one in there but me and I was able to confirm this but looking in 2 different place. But then it hit me, If there was someone there they could totaly check out my hair butt from the other side of the room. Here are two pics I took from right and then left. I know these mirrors were put here for a purpose and it wasnt to check out your hair. Unless the part in the hair you are looking for is the young man's butt on the other side of the wall. I have always done the 'locker room dressing technique' I try to keep my naked ass out in the open air as little as possible.
One I dont like looking atmy own ass and two I get really uneasy when men pass by me and give that friendly smile as they walk by me in all my nakieness.

View to the left:
















View to the right:
















Not mine but an example of what I dont want to see right before I hit the treadmill or right before I am about to leave. Maybe someone out there might like it butt I am not for the man tush......damn I dont feel so bad now...my ass is nowhere nearly ass hairy as this guys lol. Might need a trimer to get past them dingle berries lol.

I want to bitch.....

I got home last night and got to hand out some candy to the little ghetto rats . I have no problem with them being rude and loud, thats cool....but dont come to my door during halloween without a costume. ' Oh let me guess what your are......oh oh I know...a future welfare applicant no no...wait I know, a drug dealer.....' And dont start on the 'yous be pickin on da balck man' boat here, ghetto rats are all colors. And I got them all, but like I said wear a fucking costume. And I know mommy and daddy spent the money they said they were going to give you on Old'E but a little imagination goes a long way. My costume didnt cost a thing, and many times in the past I used thing around the house to make one: a bed sheet makes a great Roman toga and a lamp shade, instant costume. For those of you who dont know animal house go here ~~~>http://www.animalhouse.com/ . Costumes any costume, halloween is for dressing up and showing your pagan support of the lost and forgotten gods from days of old. And if you are not sure what one looks like here are a few samples :

1) I soooo want to do this.

















2) See, I bet this did not cost a thing...except a little pride.


























3) For those who have a little money ...and gay....maybe this might work
















4) Bed sheetand some poison ivy, instand costume! TOGA TOGA TOGA































See it isnt hard and it is fun to boot. So next year please put a little effort into dressing up. I even thought of not giving out candy to those who dont dress up but I would like to keep my car from being keyed and my house free of fecial matter. But maybe what I will do is post a sign that says 'People with costumes get better candy' You wont go empty handed but the costumed kid will not get the sugar free laxative lollipoops.