About Me

My photo
I live in the state of constant confusion. Its the state colored blue on the map. And yes I can find any place on the globe, its all color cordinated! (duh)Asia is pink, England is green and France ....well France felt they were soo much better than everone else they have become their own planet.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

On the 4th of July we took the baby out to see the fireworks for the second time in his little life.

As usual he was all over the place. There were not alot of people there as of yet to OOhh and AAhh at the Kabooms.

We wandered over to the park while we waited and played on the kiddie toys.

As on can see here arms and legs going a mile a minute in excitement.

As the sun set we all got ready to stare into the sky in unison.

Just getting warmed up !!!!

OOhh AAhh

He was so starteled by the booms that he fell asleep.

Freakin hot

It just wanted to cum on here and bitch a little about the heat we have been having here in NJ. Not to bitch its tooo hot but that it is not hot enough! I love extreme weather, too hot too cold all good stuff. Mainly because it has a great entertainment value. When it is nice out no is whining and moaning about it but when the shit hits the fan you cannt get away from the weather related drama. It make one see just how soft we Americans have become whit our a/c cars and house sided suv's. No one in my general area has the right to complain about anything. We have not had any great flood, disaster, or fire to compare anything to.
So bring on the retarded weather so I can have a laugh at other peoples misery. Watch as they cry about their hair, make-up, and/or clothes. Its such a wondrous thing mother nature, she brings such joy to our mundane world of NJ. I have no fear of sweating, getting wet, or getting my hair tossed in the breeze. We need a natural ass whoopin just to keep us in check!

Monday, July 11, 2005

Sign happy birthday to me damn it!

This past weekend I turned 29. No jokes about getting old now! And yes as always getting old does suck, but I try not to let it get to me too much. I only really notice it on my birthday's and when I bend over and my back hurts lol. Just kidding about the back though.
Getting old happens and I will do everything in my power not to look like I am getting old. I dont exercise just for the fun of it you know.
I did not really ask for anything but a cake and some beer. I got both whoooohooo. Can not ask for more than that. It was a sunny day, did the barbq thing, took a swim, drank till I was thirsty and even went to Target and wandered around drunk. I love going shopping when I am hammered , it makes everything look soo much funnier then. Just wish I could have got a bit more sleep for work today. I am soo freakin tired and I want a nap!

Saturday, July 09, 2005

I stopped at this little road side attraction in my travels.

It was an Indian tradingpost with all kinds of home made items. These two wood carvings greeted you as you enterd. Notice the assortment of tourist trap pamphlets to her left.

I really wanted to buy some fireworks but I would not be able to use them, living in Jersey and all! In the back you could watch a real native working their wares. And as you can see they have won all kinds of ribbons for their various talents.

The tee-pee was semi-realistic from afar. but apon closer inspection.....

It was not very traditionaly built. But still it was pretty cool!

Outside one could get some icecream from "custards last stand". if you look closely one you can see the arrows all over the stands. Funny on severel levels. :-D

And as you leave they gave you a good old southern Y'ALL !

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

This past weekend I drove down to the common wealth of Virgina to take my Grandmother home.

This is me at 0400 on the first leg of my journey in NJ.

We stopped at this home cookin spot up in PA. And when I mean home town country truck stop I mean it! It even had a condom/sex lube snack machine in the potty.

I saw alot of these along the road. Note to self " Drive slower!"

We stopped at the most whitey eatery known to the southern world "Cracker Barrel" to meet up with her son-in-law. He was going to take her the rest of the way to Alabama. And by the way that is her there in the green.

Friday, July 01, 2005

On Friday July 1st me and the little woman went into the city so she could renew her pass port. She is not native to this country so we had to go to the Uruguaian headquaters to do this act of congress. Here we are on the train into da big apple. We never drive in the grid-lock capitol of the world for obvious reasons.

And besides here you can talk on the phone at a high rate of speed with no worries of the police pullling you out of your car and Rodney King-ing your arse. And on a little side note that case on the wife's phone is no longer in our possesion. Some kind person found the phone in the grocery store and returned only the phone. But fortunatley we found no calls to Guam on the caller ID.

It is always good to know the mayor missed a few of the nasty places that makes NYC what it is today.

On the way to the Uruguayan consulate we say many intriging things. Here, one of many were walking skeleton models. We were not sure if she was a real model or not but we are now sure of the number bones in the human spine.

Another chick in need of a sandwich with more than water and a rice cake chaser.

Sixth floor of the 420 building....420 hehehehe. We were able to achieve our goal with only one snag, an unexapected trip to the bank.

Just some random crap on the way back to the train.

Random 2.

On the ride back I saw the most merto-sexual couple one could hope to find in the city. Completely ingrossed in themselves they did not even notice me taking photos of them. I was only about 3 feet away mind you LOL. I so wanted to give these people a quick reality check but I am sure in this day and age the transit police would not have found my antics amusing.

In NJ one can always follow the signs to get where-ever they need to go!